Sex Politics and Fun: 2011

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Apple 15 Sex Apps that made it in to the App Store (funny Steve Jobs pic as Hef)

http://www.businessinsider.com/15-outrageous-sex-apps-that-made-it-into-the-iphone-app-store-2010-2

Note: This article is from last year.

Heal and feel better Steve.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Lisa Cholodenko "The Kids Are All Right" but how about knowledge of women's external signs of arousal? by Evye Stanten

I watched the film "The Kids Are All Right" and Lisa Chodokeno remains a dynamic and interesting film maker but I had to question her choice of two Lesbian Moms watching gay men porn flicks and explaining to their teenage son that female lesbian porn features straight women (*implying below par) and that gay men show external signs of sexual excitement women don't.

The medical doctor (gyno/obstetrician?) Mom proudly comes home one afternoon bragging about how many fibroid tumors she has removed. Can she treat me? I haven't touched mine for fear of upsetting my high **sex drive and also I can't find an medical doctor like her that is covered by my health insurance.

The fictional MD character seems to know little else about women's sexuality because if she did she would know females have just as dramatic signs of external excitement.. The clitoris is like an uncircumcised penis with a hood. When women get genital piercings they tend to pick their hood that cover the clitoris - I should say the glans of the clitoris. The clitoris has a head, the glans, which when excited just like a penis is erect and can be seen if one bothers to look! The "head" top part of the glans can be seen excited or not. There are obvious signs of external excitement and one is wetness and two is erections and engorgement. The breasts actually get bigger and so does everything else in a beautiful way. You should hopefully know the drill, or rather the signs, including even the face show signs of excitement, breathing, nipples, etc.

There are an entire series of lesbian filmed porno, lesbians starring in porno so that scene with the teenage boy and the Lesbian Moms and Gay Men porno needed to be scraped or seriously re-worked.

I am amazed at the wealthy lifestyles of the women in Cholodenko's film but this time I was taken aback on the women's sexuality "lack of eternal excitement" line as well as wondering why Cholodenko did not hire Lesbian actors instead of straight ones...I guess like the Lesbian Porno, Cholodenko is missing out on something that plenty of people are tuned in to and ready for although not enough at all....

As blog readers know I used to rent DVD's on sexuality from a women owned adult store until the police raided the store and for some obscure reason renting adult films which I found educational is now criminal. I am sure the police were through in their investigation of the DVDs.

Sexual McCarthyism lives.

On a positive note, Cholodenko's films are worth watching and I recommend seeing them if you haven't checked them out.

* Jenna Jameson could prove these fictional characters wrong.

**Last time I checked women are not suppose to have high sex drives. We are told we do not think about sex as often as men. A lot of what I have been told is ridiculous and ignorant. If women are to be frisky it is from some pill they should take but in reality with women how you treat us impacts a lot of our desires as well as how we feel about ourselves....get the picture? When I discuss this with my doctors they seem kind of surprised. Sexually, women and the majority of people that are interested in our sexuality male and female are in the dark ages with even more that have no interest at all. I am not a sex addict so I don't do anything stupid or dangerous but I sure feel like I am in a minority in a lot of ways.

p.s.

http://www.enotalone.com/article/6611.html Here is one of many articles on hoods and clitoris but in the beginning it states a clitoris maybe hard to see -- I do not agree. Just look! But otherwise the article looks okay. There are plenty of articles and if you are interested just Google the words and read the many articles and once you do you can learn even more to please a woman. It takes using your brains as well as your other body parts. The more of them you use the more fun for you and your lover.

Going back to my "vacation".

Friday, January 7, 2011

clit envy vs. penis envy

Clit envy -- the chapter Freud left out....talk about a Freudian slip.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Darren Aronofsky and Dildos!

Dear Sweet Darren: We are simpatico, yes indeed, we feel your pain!

I can't even advertise with Ad Sense (owned by Google) on this blog!

http://evyestanten.blogspot.com/2010/12/do-movie-directors-secretly-long-to-be.html

I vote Darren as one of the film directors most longing to be a porn director.

Darren imagine doing what you do with breasts and a vagina! (I am referring to being a director.) Boy would you have had a very different experience. Remember the porno movie they made in to a main stream Hollywood flick starring Ellen Barkin? http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3o28x_switch-lorraine-bracco-ellen-barkin_shortfilms

"Switch" originally a porn movie...oh the line, that line...that fine line.

I long to make the sexist -- oh dear -- the most sexy film ever to win an Oscar but that is just me!

My best friend wants to make Fritz the Cat meets The Last Tango in Paris and win lots of Oscars!

http://evyestanten.blogspot.com/2010/12/jenna-jameson-belladonna-tera-patrick.html

Stormy Daniels got a dress for AVN, Story get yourself a reality TV show! Bring cameras next time! by Evye Stanten

I used to be called a Tom Boy but that term is no longer used. I don't enjoy shopping for clothes. Stormy next time bring cameras and pitch shopping for your AVN dress as a reality show for main stream TV. I think you could have more viewers than the Kardashians.

I am not a social butterfly but the AVN awards do sound a lot more interesting than The Oscars. I hear the AVN awards are much better than The Oscars.... Honesty may or may not intrigue you but AVN Awards are far more honest and real than The Oscars.

@StormyDanielsStormy Daniels

Finally got my AVN dress.. I am not in love but it fits and wasnt overpriced

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Saturday, January 1, 2011

Isabella Rossellini Green Porno vs. my dream the other night 2 insects having sex!

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=green-porno

http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTpiw5tiwm0&feature=channel

I dreamt saw 2 very bright green insects like miniature prey mantis, really vivid were having sex on some little object and I went to grab my phone to take a picture and the insects still locked in their sex position had landed on my phone so I couldn't touch the phone and take the photo!

Note: Birds do it, bees do it let's fall in love...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZQn7BWRDfY&feature=related

Note: Birds do it, bees do it let's fall in love...